Wednesday, January 07, 2009

The Tree Outside My House

The tree outside my house is not old.
But it is frail.
It did not grow strong as most trees do, with one massive trunk that heralds to the world its strength. It grew with five weak trunks, all growing in seperate directions, sseking their own place in the world.
The tree outside my house succumbs to its frailty year by year. It lost its center this year as a cruel wind twisted it about and wrested its head its from its body.
Tonight, an enemy of the tree envelops its very being in a cruel beauty, trying to bend each limb back to the earth from which it came.
The tree outside my house does not like the ice. When will morning come?

Friday, December 26, 2008

Christmas Humbug?

The humbug did its best to strike this year, it really did. I must say that December blew by faster than ever before and allowing humbug into my season was partially my fault. Fortunately, there are forces in the world greater than I!!

It begins Christmas Eve...
I had to work. That shouldn't be a problem since I always work holidays. Except this Christmas Eve kind of, well, for lack of a better word, sucked. Our show was over at 3pm on the 24th and the last customer left shortly thereafter. BUT, because the mall closed at 6pm on Christmas Eve, I had to stick around with my thumb up my you-know-what for the better part of 3 hours waiting for the last cash drawer to come in. The boss, whom I shall now and ever forward call "Ebeneezer" for obvious reasons stated on many occasions that I am the closer, that's what I do. I shan't bore you with any more details, computer and server breakdowns, other than to say that he could have closed for me as he ultimately left only a few minutes before I did. Did I say ol' Ebeneezer has no family or outside friends? He easily could have stayed. Needless to say that when I finally left, it was too late, I was too tired and too cranky to join my family for our traditional Christmas Eve dinner at my brother's house.

I left work. I was wicked hungry too. I called my roommate and asked if he'd "et yet". He said no. I called the local eatery "Clydes" and found that they were open regular hours, kitchen til midnight and bar til 1:30 last call! It was off to Clydes. Here the forces of Christmas started to work their magic. When I arrived, the place was a madhouse! It was packed... except for this 2 top table with very comfortable stuffed chairs. The place was abuzz with Christmas parties and reunions of all kinds. Then came our waiter, Michael T. Not a cheerier fellow could I find! He was happy to be working Christmas Eve and the delight showed. Then came the strands of Christmas music. I thought it was live, my roommate said surely it was canned. I made mention to the delightful Michael T. and he confirmed that it was truly live, some kids from the local high school were caroling in the restaurant.

When the carolers made their way to our table, I was eager to hear their music. They handed out their "menu" of songs. Within all the Christmas music I found a jem, "The Silver Swan". They squeeled with delight as no one had ever requested that and it was a favorite. I asked if I could sing along, again they were delighted. The pitch pipe blew and I joined the basses with confidence. I remembered every note from my days of singing this classic madrigal in high school 30 years ago. We talked shop for a bit and the kids then moved on. Christmas was saved!

I got to join my family on Christmas Day. Sadly, I was informed that my neice, her husband and son would not be able to join us at my brother's house. After catching up a bit, we exchanged gifts. I saved the best for last. When all was opened, my brother David and I broke into the St. Lucius peanut rum that I had given. After the toast was sipped, I brought out one last gift for the family. I had our family videos transferred to DVD. We sat and watched ourselves as we looked in 1989 and 1992. There were birthday parties, a 4th of July pool party and a couple of Christmases. In the middle of it all, my niece and her family showed up! Surprise! It turned out to be a terriffic and blessed day.

It's better to give than to receive but the best thing I got was a new digital camera from Kristi and a book by Guy Fieri from the Food Network Channel called Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives from my roommate.

Pictures from my Christmas:
Great nephew Andy
Brother Dave and Sister-In-Law Angelika
Stout Republican husband to my niece, Jerry
Nephew Christopher, Angelika, Dave and Niece Natascha

Love you mom. Miss you...















Wednesday, December 03, 2008

All I Want For Christmas...

Many friends and family members have told me how difficult I am to buy presents for. Here are a few things that I stumbled across that would really thrill me on Christmas morning.
Diners, Drive-ins & Dives Bundle [Book, f.y.e. Exclusive DVD, f.y.e. Exclusive CD]:Guy FieriOn Sale: $19.99 Member Price: $17.99Book, CD, DVD Bundle
This special gift set exclusive to f.y.e. contains the best selling Guy Fieri book Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives: An All-American Road Trip, an exclusive DVD with 4 complete shows from the first season of his popular Food Network show, plus an exclusive CD with songs hand picked by Guy! He even wrote the liner notes for each track.

How to Burn Down the House: The Infamous Waiter and Bartender's Scam Bible by Two Bourbon Street Waiters (Paperback)
List Price: $12.95 Price: $12.95
In Stock. Ships from and sold by Amazon.com


Kitchen Confidential Updated Ed: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly (P.S.) (Paperback)
List Price: $14.95 Price: $10.17
In Stock. Ships from and sold by Amazon.com.



Mamma Mia! The Movie (Two Disc Special Edition) (2008)
Price: $22.99
This title will be released on December 16, 2008.
Ships from and sold by Amazon.com.

Garde Manger: The Art and Craft of the Cold Kitchen, 3rd Edition
Price: $70.00
The Culinary Institute of America's definitive guide has been thoroughly revised to reflect the latest garde manger trends, techniques, and flavors, including new information on topics such as brining ratios, fermented sausages, micro greens, artisanal American cheeses, tapas menus, "action" buffet stations, and ice carving. With over 540 recipes, including 100 created new for this edition, and more than 340 all-new photographs illustrating step-by-step techniques and finished dishes, this new edition of Garde Manger is an indispensable reference for culinary students and working chefs everywhere.
Ender in Exile (Ender) (Hardcover)by Orson Scott Card
Price: $17.13
In Stock. Ships from and sold by Amazon.com.
Price: $20.99
Ships from and sold by Amazon.com.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

0 for 2


Dear Mr. Evans,
We were pleased that you considered a Manager position with us and are grateful for having had the opportunity to review your qualifications and speak with you.
We are moving forward with other candidates at this time. We will keep your resume on file and when we have a position open that matches your qualifications and skills, we will contact you.
Our company wishes you much success in your career endeavours.


So I'm 0 for 2 all in one day. I've had two very promising interviews with 2 different restaurants and today the results came back... meh. The first place, in Bowie, was very excited by my interview. I was really looking forward to the possibility of working there. It was more money, for fewer hours and less responsibility that I have now. Who wouldn't want that? The interviewer and I hit it off right away. We had a great conversation. He took me to his corporate people. Then suddenly it all went cold. Damn.
The second place was very corporate. that's their letter above. I went through an hour long initial interview. Then an online thingy. I hate those. I've never gotten a job where I had to take that test. It had questions like:
Which is worse:
1) An employee who kills you?
2) An employee who swears at you then kills you?
3) An employee who flips off the company then kills you?
Who would you rather have working for you:
1) One exceptional employee?
2) Several adequate employees?
3) Don Ho (if he were alive)?
Well, maybe the Don Ho thing wasn't on there. It could be the Sailor talking now. But anyway, I got both rejections today. Meh. (I say "meh" a lot now because it has officially been recognized as a word and entered into the dictionary.)
By the way, my new friend Sailor Jerry has replaced my good friend the Captain. The Sailor seriously kicks ass if you let him. All in moderation people, all in moderation. Now I'm off to place orders for the multi million dollar company that thinks I can handle their business. If only they didn't treat us all like crap. Nighty night people!

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Well folks, it's arrived. Flushing face, hot flashes and pounding headaches. I suspected something but waited for the professional opinion which I received upon visiting my doctor today.
Stand back...
Here it comes...
Wait for it....
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!
There, I said it. Whew! What a relief.
I do not intend to take this lightly. I've already started working on my diet (again). I've also taken a few stabs at exercising (I've a winning racquetball record!). But the main culprit of my demise is...
Stand back...
Here it comes...
Wait for it...
MY JOB!
Yes, my job. The only reason for my stress. I guess part of the stress is due to the fact that I try to be a perfectionist in everything I do and I expect the same from others. Unfortunately the others frequently let me down. The other reason for stress is the boss. We don't understand each other and are moving farther and farther apart. It also may be that I think he's crazy. I don't know, maybe it's me.

I think it also doesn't help that I read that Tom Arnold was molested as a child.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Get The Facts

Are you confused by the mud-slinging and negative campaign ads during this election? Check out http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/07/fact-check-did-obama-vote-94-times-for-higher-taxes-2/#more-23411


GET THE FACTS!
Factcheck.org, a non-partisan project of the University of Pennsylvania's Annenberg Public Policy Center.


The Statement:
Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain said at the Oct. 7 presidential debate in Nashville, Tennessee, that Democratic opponent Sen. Barack Obama "has voted 94 times to either increase your taxes or against tax cuts. That's his record."


Key Findings:
53 were votes on budget resolutions or amendments that "could not have resulted by themselves in raising taxes," though many "were clear statements of approval for increased taxes"–23 were against proposed tax cuts–11 were to increase taxes on people making more than $1 million a year, to help fund programs such as Head Start, school nutrition, or veterans' health care–Seven were "for measures that would have lowered taxes for many, while raising them on a relative few, either corporations or affluent individuals."– The total includes multiple votes on the same measures.

Annenberg says a close look at the record reveals that Obama has "voted consistently to restore higher tax rates on upper-income taxpayers but not on middle- or low-income workers."

Wednesday, October 15, 2008



Has anyone noticed how gas prices come down near any election?

Eliminate the incumbents. Vote for change.