Thursday, September 18, 2008

oZ. Chophouse - Rant or Rave?

Well, I've got a day off and thought that I'd invite the Captain in for some blogging. Actually, we've had a number of days off. Thank the powers that I've got a salaried job right now.

So anyway, I'm driving home from working listening to the world coming to an end on CNN radio. Wall Street is crashing, our banks are crashing, our insurance companies are crashing and what do I do? I go out to an expensive restaurant for dinner. I just heard about the oZ. Chophouse and I thought I'd give it a go.

The Chophouse is in a brand new retail center at Maple Lawn in Fulton, MD. It's a nice area that was once pastures and trees with the occasional mosquito. The new homes start in the $600's. But I digress, the Captain and I were talking about the Chophouse.

The decor is nice once you find the right door to enter. The door I found was near the bar but across the restaurant from the host stand. I was seated promptly. Since I'm used to waiting sometimes for a server, I brought some industry reading materials. A drink order was taken almost immediately as well as my appetizer. Since I'm always on the lookout for a great mojito and a great calamari, I ordered both. The mojito was ok, tasty but it didn't knock my socks off. It was a little on the small side too. Since this is an upscale eatery, I eagerly waited for the calamari. Unfortunately the calamari was just ok. It was a little more tender than most that I've tried, but still just ok.

Next came the salad. Well presented and tasty, I finished this dish with gusto. I chose the House Salad.
House Salad Bibb Lettuce, Pears, Red Onion, Dried Cranberries, and Chili Glazed Walnuts with a Raspberry Vinaigrette. This was very good.
Since my cholesterol is in excellent shape, I ordered the Porterhouse Steak. The 32 oz. Porterhouse Steak. From the menu - Our steaks are served simply with our blend of house spices and Maitre D butter. Do I want to know what Maitr D Butter is? This is a big steak. This is Texas sized steak, I'm talking big. I'm also talking fatty, gristly and tough. I wrestled with this thing like it was still alive and did not want to be eaten. I was very disappointed in what was supposed to be a really good man-sized steak. I passed on dessert. Now for the really bad part. My check was $78.83. Two mojitos, calamari, salad and a monster steak. the good news is that I won't have to eat again for a week.

I can rave about the salad but the rest I have to rant about. It was too expensive for the quality that I got. And did I mention that the server picked up my reading materials from in front of me and started to read it?

Will I go back? I think so. As I was leaving, the Filet Mignon on another table look incredible. Besides, and I don't want to make the Captain jealous, I want to try - The Peanut Butter Cup -Castries Peanut Rum, Stoli Vanilla, and Godiva Dark Liquer.

The Specialty Drinks all look good. Here they are from the website.

The oZ Martini - Our Version of the Classic Cosmo with Fresh Berries and a Sugar Rim
The Classic - Kettle One Vodka with Blue Cheese Stuffed Olives.
Tropical Punch - Light and Refreshing with Stoli Razz and Assorted Fruit Juices.
Peanut Butter Cup - Castries Peanut Rum, Stoli Vanilla, and Godiva Dark Liquer.
Banana Colada - A Refreshing Mix of Malibu Coconut, Banana Liquer, and Pineapple with a Dark Rum Floater.
Double ‘O’ Seven - Stoli Oranj, Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice, and 7 Up.
Taste of the Tropics - Bacardi Limon, Limoncello, and Pineapple Juice.
Sauza Sunrise Martini - An oZ. Twist on a Classic Tequila Sunrise.
Sangria - Our Secret House Recipe with Fresh Fruit. A Summertime Favorite.
Agave Nectar Margarita - 100% Organic Agave Nectar and Hornitos Blanco Tequila with Fresh Lime Juice.
La Poire Fizz - Grey Goose Pear Vodka and Sprite.
Pig Pen - Grey Goose Vodka Served with Jalapeño Stuffed Olives.
Candy Apple Martini - Stolichnaya Vodka, Butterscotch, and Apple.
Coral Reef - Cruzan Guava Rum, Malibu Coconut Rum, and a Hint of Grapefruit.
Blueberry Tini - Van Gogh Acai Blueberry and Fresh Blueberries Make This a House Favorite.
Huckleberry Hound - A Sweet Mixture of 44 North Vodka and Sour.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Football!

Win or lose tonight, it doesn't matter! Today has been fantastic and it's being capped off by OPENING NIGHT!
GO 'SKINS!